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Patrick Kidata
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Sep 22, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Hassan
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Sep 13, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Shukuru
Guest
May 20, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 16, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mashaka
Guest
May 15, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 9, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Warda
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
