The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! 🎄
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! 🎅😄
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 25, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
Amir (Guest) on August 25, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 19, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 16, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 13, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Mazrui (Guest) on August 12, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Jaffar (Guest) on August 4, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 26, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 21, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 18, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 11, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Abubakari (Guest) on July 9, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 30, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 29, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Omari (Guest) on June 28, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Masika (Guest) on June 20, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
John Kamande (Guest) on June 14, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Jafari (Guest) on June 7, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Selemani (Guest) on June 4, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 31, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Omari (Guest) on May 30, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Issack (Guest) on May 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 18, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 18, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 17, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 12, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Maulid (Guest) on May 12, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Sultan (Guest) on May 4, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Nassar (Guest) on May 2, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 29, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 25, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 7, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 5, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 2, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Sofia (Guest) on April 1, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 11, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 7, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 25, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
John Lissu (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 20, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Tambwe (Guest) on February 12, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 24, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Sharifa (Guest) on January 22, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 13, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 2, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 18, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Mashaka (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Josephine (Guest) on December 3, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 2, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 22, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Maimuna (Guest) on November 10, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 29, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 23, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷