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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
π Too good!
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
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Chum
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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Omari
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
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Amina
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
π
Iβm still chuckling at this!
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
π€£ Pure genius!
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
π That punchline!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 20, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 19, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 5, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Ali
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
π Iβm saving this one!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄