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Zakia
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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James Mduma
Guest
May 29, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 24, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
