What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

Juma (Guest) on September 4, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 1, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 24, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 17, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on July 30, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Farida (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 20, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 19, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Latifa (Guest) on July 12, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Shamsa (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Nahida (Guest) on June 21, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Wande (Guest) on June 11, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwanais (Guest) on June 2, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 27, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Kheri (Guest) on May 25, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Ali (Guest) on May 21, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Kheri (Guest) on May 17, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 14, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Shamsa (Guest) on May 14, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 3, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Warda (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Raha (Guest) on April 11, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Rabia (Guest) on April 6, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 3, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 23, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Salima (Guest) on March 21, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Juma (Guest) on March 19, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 18, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 20, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 16, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Asha (Guest) on February 15, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 7, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Hamida (Guest) on January 31, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

George Tenga (Guest) on January 27, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 25, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Majid (Guest) on January 11, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 4, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 3, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 2, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Halimah (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Tabu (Guest) on December 22, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 18, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 17, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Halimah (Guest) on December 8, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Sumaya (Guest) on December 2, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Furaha (Guest) on December 2, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Tabu (Guest) on November 25, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Athumani (Guest) on November 23, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 14, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎