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Yusuf
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Nov 17, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Halima
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Shani
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 23, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 16, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mgeni
Guest
May 11, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mchuma
Guest
May 10, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 8, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Chum
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Omari
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
