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Zakia
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Nov 2, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nuru
Guest
May 31, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Baridi
Guest
May 28, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 18, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Yusuf
Guest
May 16, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Nasra
Guest
May 5, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Wande
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Maida
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Neema
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Amani
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Amani
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
