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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why do cowboys ride horses?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: 🤠 Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! 🐴👢

Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!👢🐴😄

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👥 Grace Mligo Guest Mar 3, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

👥 David Musyoka Guest Feb 23, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

👥 Husna Guest Feb 18, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

👥 Charles Wafula Guest Feb 13, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

👥 Esther Nyambura Guest Feb 9, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

👥 Michael Onyango Guest Feb 4, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

👥 Peter Otieno Guest Jan 25, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

👥 Philip Nyaga Guest Jan 18, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

👥 Stephen Kangethe Guest Jan 10, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

👥 John Kamande Guest Jan 3, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

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