Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 9, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2015
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on February 12, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 5, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 25, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 20, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 20, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 8, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Mjaka (Guest) on January 4, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐