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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji 😄 adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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👥 David Sokoine Guest Mar 23, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

👥 Mwanaidi Guest Mar 9, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

👥 Margaret Mahiga Guest Mar 2, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

👥 Victor Mwalimu Guest Feb 22, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

👥 Khalifa Guest Feb 12, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

👥 Henry Sokoine Guest Feb 5, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

👥 Janet Mwikali Guest Jan 25, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

👥 Charles Mrope Guest Jan 20, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

👥 Daniel Obura Guest Jan 20, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

👥 Irene Akoth Guest Jan 8, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

👥 Mjaka Guest Jan 4, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

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