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Thomas Mtaki
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Mar 28, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Omari
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
๐ Iโm dying!
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Halima
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
๐ This is gold!
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Umi
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
๐ Saving this one!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Shani
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Juma
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Issack
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Juma
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Raha
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 26, 2015
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Zakaria
Guest
May 25, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Rashid
Guest
May 15, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 3, 2015
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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James Kimani
Guest
May 3, 2015
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Betty Kimaro
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Apr 16, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Victor Mwalimu
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Apr 15, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Yusuf
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Apr 14, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Tambwe
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Mar 25, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
