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Lucy Mushi
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Mar 21, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Neema
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Neema
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Raha
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Asha
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Issa
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 31, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 31, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 21, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mazrui
Guest
May 6, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
