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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Farida
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Farida
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 27, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Kiza
Guest
May 21, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 13, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Juma
Guest
May 12, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Omar
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 17, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 10, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 6, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Salum
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
