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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Farida
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mohamed
Guest
May 20, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 16, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 10, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Bahati
Guest
May 9, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mariam
Guest
May 7, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
😄 Nailed it!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Wande
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Raha
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Neema
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
