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Mwinyi
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Sep 25, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Juma
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 17, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 15, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Khadija
Guest
May 14, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 3, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
