A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! ๐งโโ๏ธโจ
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
John Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2024
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 25, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 23, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2024
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 27, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Chum (Guest) on August 22, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Safiya (Guest) on August 14, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 7, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 2, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Makame (Guest) on July 27, 2024
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2024
๐ Saving this one!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 15, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on July 9, 2024
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 4, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 29, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 10, 2024
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 28, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Jaffar (Guest) on May 24, 2024
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 23, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Biashara (Guest) on May 21, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2024
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on May 6, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 22, 2024
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 17, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 13, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
George Mallya (Guest) on April 9, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Husna (Guest) on April 8, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 8, 2024
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Abdillah (Guest) on April 8, 2024
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 4, 2024
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Shani (Guest) on March 31, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 30, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 25, 2024
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 16, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on March 8, 2024
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 1, 2024
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 28, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Issa (Guest) on February 19, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Sekela (Guest) on February 19, 2024
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 18, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on February 12, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 6, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on February 3, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 3, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 1, 2024
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Khadija (Guest) on January 30, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Rabia (Guest) on January 26, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 21, 2024
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Jamal (Guest) on January 12, 2024
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 3, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 27, 2023
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Hassan (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Nchi (Guest) on December 14, 2023
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Salima (Guest) on December 3, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on December 3, 2023
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 26, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 24, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐