The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Salma (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Mjaka (Guest) on January 1, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
Rashid (Guest) on December 14, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 23, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Hawa (Guest) on November 17, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Maneno (Guest) on November 17, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Makame (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 10, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Salima (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Jamila (Guest) on October 19, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 12, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
Maimuna (Guest) on October 3, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Safiya (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Warda (Guest) on September 21, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 19, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 17, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Warda (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 26, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 22, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Shamsa (Guest) on August 11, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 9, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Kiza (Guest) on August 7, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Rahma (Guest) on August 4, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Faiza (Guest) on July 23, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Ndoto (Guest) on July 21, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 17, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 11, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 4, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
George Tenga (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 27, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Arifa (Guest) on June 24, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 11, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 5, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 4, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Majid (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 26, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Shamim (Guest) on May 25, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Jafari (Guest) on April 30, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
James Mduma (Guest) on April 26, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Abubakari (Guest) on April 23, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 18, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Nuru (Guest) on April 15, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 6, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 3, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Jamila (Guest) on March 2, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 2, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 27, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅