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Azima
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Feb 19, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Joy Wacera
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Feb 10, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Feb 10, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Francis Mtangi
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Feb 8, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Salma
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Feb 5, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Alex Nakitare
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Feb 3, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Patrick Kidata
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Feb 3, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Sekela
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Jan 28, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Zawadi
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Jan 23, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Nancy Akumu
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Jan 19, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jan 13, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Bakari
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Jan 9, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Husna
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Jan 7, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Nasra
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Dec 14, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Warda
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Dec 9, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Jamal
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Dec 5, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mwanakhamis
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Oct 30, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanaisha
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Oct 30, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Jackson Makori
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Oct 30, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwanaidi
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Oct 28, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Victor Kimario
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Oct 24, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mary Sokoine
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Oct 20, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Diana Mallya
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Oct 19, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Jane Muthui
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Oct 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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David Chacha
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Sep 17, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Shani
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Baridi
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Aug 26, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Robert Ndunguru
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Aug 21, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Victor Mwalimu
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Aug 18, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Agnes Njeri
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Aug 16, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Binti
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Jackson Makori
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Aug 2, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jul 28, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Kenneth Murithi
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Jul 26, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Charles Mrope
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Jul 18, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Wande
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Josephine
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Jun 8, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Nancy Akumu
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Jun 7, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Khamis
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May 21, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Anna Mchome
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May 19, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Peter Mbise
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May 17, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Sharifa
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May 15, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Issack
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May 4, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Janet Mwikali
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May 2, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Majid
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Apr 26, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mgeni
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Apr 22, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Apr 17, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Warda
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Josephine Nekesa
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Mar 28, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Nancy Kawawa
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Mar 27, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Miriam Mchome
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Mar 20, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Wilson Ombati
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Mar 12, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Nora Lowassa
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Mar 8, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Mar 3, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Monica Lissu
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Feb 16, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Victor Kamau
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Feb 15, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
