The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! 🦃👃
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 17, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 24, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 22, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Selemani (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 31, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Makame (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 29, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 26, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 8, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 20, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 18, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
Abdillah (Guest) on October 18, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 4, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
John Lissu (Guest) on October 3, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Nyota (Guest) on September 17, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Jaffar (Guest) on September 8, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 28, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mhina (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 14, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Mwanais (Guest) on August 8, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Nassar (Guest) on August 6, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Kiza (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Zawadi (Guest) on July 20, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 18, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Fatuma (Guest) on June 30, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Fikiri (Guest) on June 20, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 13, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
John Lissu (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 5, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 5, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Khalifa (Guest) on June 3, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Rahma (Guest) on June 2, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Nassar (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Athumani (Guest) on May 19, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 13, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 11, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Abubakari (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2016
😄 You got me good!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 22, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!