Short Answer: Gobble yes! π¦π₯³
Explanation: Oh, absolutely! Turkey leftovers are like the superheroes of the culinary world. They swoop in with their low-fat content, high protein, and essential nutrients, making them the perfect post-feast fuel. Plus, they'll help you save time and money because you won't need to cook for days! So, dig into those leftovers and let your taste buds do the happy turkey dance! Just remember to share some with the fridge too, it'll be so jealous it might start gobbling! π¦π½οΈπ
Rahma (Guest) on April 19, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 12, 2017
π This one really got me!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Kiza (Guest) on March 22, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Zainab (Guest) on March 12, 2017
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 27, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 15, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 8, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Selemani (Guest) on February 2, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Shamim (Guest) on January 30, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 27, 2017
π Still cracking up!
Sekela (Guest) on January 25, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 22, 2017
π Sharing right away!
Wande (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 23, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Maneno (Guest) on December 13, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Azima (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Omari (Guest) on December 8, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Sarafina (Guest) on November 17, 2016
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 30, 2016
π Perfect joke!
Ahmed (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Safiya (Guest) on October 17, 2016
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 11, 2016
π Canβt stop laughing!
Shamsa (Guest) on October 1, 2016
π That punchline!
Nahida (Guest) on September 13, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Faiza (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Rubea (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 31, 2016
π This is too funny!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 30, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 25, 2016
π This just made my day!
Mchuma (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 20, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 12, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 6, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Faiza (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Abubakar (Guest) on May 31, 2016
π I need to save this one forever!
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 13, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Omar (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Issack (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Rubea (Guest) on April 29, 2016
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 28, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Amani (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 4, 2016
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 1, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 29, 2016
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Hekima (Guest) on March 13, 2016
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Nassar (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ