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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 31, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Nassor
Guest
May 30, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 17, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 14, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Hashim
Guest
May 8, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
