Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! π΅π
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! πΈπ₯π€
Chiku (Guest) on October 29, 2017
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
James Mduma (Guest) on October 10, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 4, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Abubakari (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 6, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Jafari (Guest) on August 31, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Mazrui (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Umi (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 16, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 12, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Shamim (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Mjaka (Guest) on July 22, 2017
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 9, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 7, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Nyota (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Biashara (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Jamila (Guest) on June 24, 2017
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Rehema (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2017
This joke deserves an award! π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 17, 2017
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 3, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 24, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 20, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Kiza (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Binti (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Abdullah (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
John Mushi (Guest) on March 20, 2017
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
John Lissu (Guest) on March 17, 2017
π So funny!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 1, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 20, 2017
π Laughing so hard right now!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Salma (Guest) on February 10, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 10, 2017
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Zubeida (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Mashaka (Guest) on January 24, 2017
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Shamim (Guest) on January 18, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Mustafa (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Omar (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Binti (Guest) on December 24, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Salma (Guest) on December 16, 2016
π Mood instantly lifted!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ