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Nuru
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Dec 22, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Masika
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Farida
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 29, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Sofia
Guest
May 27, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 27, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Issack
Guest
May 27, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Selemani
Guest
May 23, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 20, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Athumani
Guest
May 15, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Maida
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
