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Elizabeth Mrope
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Mar 1, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mwanaidha
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Feb 18, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mwagonda
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Feb 14, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Neema
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Victor Sokoine
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Jan 12, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Monica Adhiambo
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Dec 24, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Anthony Kariuki
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Nov 26, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Frank Macha
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Nov 22, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Biashara
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Nov 14, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Kevin Maina
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Nov 4, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mary Kidata
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Nov 1, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Oct 18, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Patrick Akech
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Oct 13, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Violet Mumo
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Oct 6, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Muslima
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Sep 27, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 22, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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John Lissu
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Aug 4, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mgeni
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May 28, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 28, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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George Tenga
Guest
May 25, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Zawadi
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May 20, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Asha
Guest
May 17, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Catherine Mkumbo
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May 12, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 12, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Hekima
Guest
May 6, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Anna Mchome
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Mar 11, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
