Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 28, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 23, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mashaka
Guest
May 18, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Shamsa
Guest
May 13, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Shamim
Guest
May 13, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 6, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 5, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Salum
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Neema
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Amina
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Shani
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
