A math teacher's favorite tool is...a CALCULATOR! 🧮😄
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite tool is a calculator because it helps them solve complex math problems quickly and efficiently. Plus, let's be honest, who doesn't love pressing buttons and watching numbers magically appear? It's like a math teacher's version of a magic wand! So, the trusty calculator becomes their best friend in the classroom, helping them conquer equations and impress their students with their mathematical prowess. 🎩✨
Nchi (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
John Lissu (Guest) on June 2, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 28, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 23, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mashaka (Guest) on May 18, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Shamsa (Guest) on May 13, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Shamim (Guest) on May 13, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 6, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 5, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 23, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 16, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 11, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 10, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 6, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 24, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 5, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Zuhura (Guest) on January 30, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 30, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Salum (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Maimuna (Guest) on January 24, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Rahma (Guest) on January 22, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 18, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
John Lissu (Guest) on January 6, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 3, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 2, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Maneno (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Shamim (Guest) on November 10, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Neema (Guest) on October 23, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 15, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 8, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Khadija (Guest) on October 3, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 2, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Amina (Guest) on September 22, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 21, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 17, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Khadija (Guest) on September 6, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Chiku (Guest) on August 21, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 18, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 18, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Ndoto (Guest) on July 10, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Khalifa (Guest) on June 24, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Shani (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Shabani (Guest) on June 21, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 7, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹