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Benjamin Masanja
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May 9, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Maida
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Salma
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Neema
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Issack
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Omar
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 26, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 16, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Baraka
Guest
May 14, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Makame
Guest
May 10, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
