What lights up a stadium? π€
A team of firefly cheerleaders! β¨π₯π
Explanation: In this playful response, the answer suggests that it's not the conventional stadium lights that illuminate the stadium, but rather a group of fireflies who serve as the cheerleaders for the event. This adds a humorous twist by imagining tiny insects performing elaborate routines to provide light, creating a whimsical and amusing image. The combination of the fireflies, their natural glow, and the cheerleading concept adds an element of fun and surprise to the answer.
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 14, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 10, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 8, 2018
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Rehema (Guest) on February 1, 2018
π€£ This joke is too good!
Rahma (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 30, 2018
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Yusuf (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 10, 2018
π This just made my day!
Warda (Guest) on January 10, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Latifa (Guest) on December 30, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Majid (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Farida (Guest) on December 19, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 18, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Shamim (Guest) on December 15, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Mustafa (Guest) on December 11, 2017
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 11, 2017
π That punchline!
Rubea (Guest) on November 24, 2017
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Maneno (Guest) on November 23, 2017
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Shukuru (Guest) on November 8, 2017
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Binti (Guest) on November 2, 2017
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 22, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 11, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Khamis (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 3, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Sekela (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Zainab (Guest) on September 27, 2017
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Hawa (Guest) on September 25, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Khalifa (Guest) on August 21, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 21, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Halimah (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Arifa (Guest) on July 11, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Furaha (Guest) on June 30, 2017
π I needed that!
Mjaka (Guest) on June 25, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 23, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 16, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Rahma (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 6, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 28, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Chiku (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Sofia (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Zakia (Guest) on May 1, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Fikiri (Guest) on April 28, 2017
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 16, 2017
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 10, 2017
π Best laugh of the day!
Mazrui (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅