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Amina
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Nov 29, 2017
π That punchline was epic!
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Chiku
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Nov 19, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Farida
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
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Ibrahim
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Nov 7, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Joyce Aoko
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Nov 6, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
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Alex Nyamweya
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Oct 30, 2017
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
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Mwakisu
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Oct 24, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Peter Otieno
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Oct 22, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
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Kenneth Murithi
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Oct 16, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
π This is a keeper!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Amani
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
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Neema
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
π You totally won the internet today!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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Masika
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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Daniel Obura
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Aug 7, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
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Agnes Lowassa
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Jun 19, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
π Sharing right away!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 11, 2017
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
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Faiza
Guest
May 8, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 3, 2017
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Maida
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
π I canβt stop laughing!
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
π Perfect joke!
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
π Added to my favorites!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Feb 19, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
π Can't stop laughing!
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Omar
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ