Answer: A walk!
Explanation: π¦ A fly without wings is essentially just a tiny insect that walks around instead of flying. So, we can humorously refer to it as a "walk" instead of a fly. πΆββοΈ It's a playful twist on words that adds a touch of silliness to the situation.
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 25, 2018
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 24, 2018
π Added to my favorites!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 17, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Umi (Guest) on January 22, 2018
π I needed that!
Mhina (Guest) on January 21, 2018
π I canβt stop laughing!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 16, 2018
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 8, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Zawadi (Guest) on December 27, 2017
π Too good!
Mazrui (Guest) on December 23, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 23, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Wande (Guest) on December 14, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Baridi (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Athumani (Guest) on November 19, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 18, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 17, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Aziza (Guest) on November 2, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2017
π You totally won the internet today!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 22, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Hashim (Guest) on October 11, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Chum (Guest) on October 10, 2017
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 29, 2017
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 19, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 9, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 8, 2017
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Sultan (Guest) on September 7, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 31, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Rubea (Guest) on August 29, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 24, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Muslima (Guest) on August 22, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Issack (Guest) on August 21, 2017
π Gotta save this!
Majid (Guest) on August 21, 2017
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 17, 2017
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Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Omari (Guest) on July 24, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 17, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 10, 2017
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Latifa (Guest) on July 6, 2017
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Shamim (Guest) on July 2, 2017
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Shukuru (Guest) on June 28, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Rahim (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 8, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Daudi (Guest) on May 17, 2017
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Hamida (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ