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Peter Mugendi
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Feb 25, 2018
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Mary Njeri
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Feb 24, 2018
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Samuel Omondi
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Feb 17, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Umi
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Jan 22, 2018
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Mhina
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Jan 21, 2018
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Sharon Kibiru
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Jan 16, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Paul Kamau
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Jan 9, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Susan Wangari
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Jan 8, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
๐ Too good!
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Dec 23, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Wande
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Dec 14, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Robert Okello
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Dec 13, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Samuel Were
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Dec 8, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Athumani
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Nov 19, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Mary Kendi
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Nov 18, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Agnes Lowassa
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Nov 17, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Chum
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Joseph Kitine
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Sep 8, 2017
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Sultan
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Sep 7, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Issack
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
๐ Gotta save this!
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Majid
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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David Musyoka
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Aug 17, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Stephen Kikwete
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Aug 16, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Brian Karanja
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Aug 14, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Omari
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jul 10, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Latifa
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Jul 6, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Shamim
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Jul 2, 2017
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Shukuru
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Jun 28, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Rahim
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Jun 27, 2017
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jun 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Paul Ndomba
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Jun 8, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Janet Sumari
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Jun 5, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Daudi
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May 17, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Raphael Okoth
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May 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Nancy Akumu
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May 2, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Hamida
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Apr 26, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Anna Mahiga
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Apr 21, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
