Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji 🥖 can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 10, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Shamsa (Guest) on January 3, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 30, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 21, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 20, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Maulid (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Zubeida (Guest) on December 16, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 16, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 15, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Nassar (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 21, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 17, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 14, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 5, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Kazija (Guest) on October 25, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 14, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 7, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Bahati (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Rahma (Guest) on September 11, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 10, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Abdullah (Guest) on August 30, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 24, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 11, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 5, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 4, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 3, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Hekima (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 22, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 13, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 28, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Hekima (Guest) on June 21, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 17, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Mzee (Guest) on May 17, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 15, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Abdullah (Guest) on May 8, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 7, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Mzee (Guest) on May 6, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Hekima (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Bahati (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Tambwe (Guest) on April 26, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Mjaka (Guest) on April 24, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
Fatuma (Guest) on April 21, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 9, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Zuhura (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Jabir (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 31, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 22, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 12, 2017
😁 This is gold!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 28, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Husna (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎