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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 28, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mzee
Guest
May 17, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 15, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Abdullah
Guest
May 8, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 7, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Husna
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
