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Amina
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Apr 1, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Majid
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Neema
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Leila
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Wande
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Issack
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Salma
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Philip Nyaga
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May 29, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Zakaria
Guest
May 26, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 23, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 22, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Rubea
Guest
May 21, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mchuma
Guest
May 15, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Salum
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Masika
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Husna
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
