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Shamsa
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Jul 21, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 28, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Joyce Aoko
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May 27, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Michael Onyango
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May 26, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Jabir
Guest
May 12, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Anna Mchome
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Apr 24, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Maida
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Maida
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Husna
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Amina
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Issack
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Chum
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Makame
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
