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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jan 27, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Salma
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Amir
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Issack
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Omari
Guest
May 18, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 15, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 6, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 1, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
