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Chiku
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Jan 17, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Zulekha
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Dec 22, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Issack
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Sarah Mbise
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Oct 28, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Nancy Kabura
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Sep 3, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Daniel Obura
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Aug 26, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 27, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Zakaria
Guest
May 14, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 11, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Maida
Guest
May 8, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Selemani
Guest
May 7, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Juma
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Salum
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
