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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Warda
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Salma
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Azima
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Wande
Guest
May 29, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Makame
Guest
May 25, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 18, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rashid
Guest
May 16, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 15, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Maneno
Guest
May 4, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 3, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Masika
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Maida
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Maida
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
