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Benjamin Masanja
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Feb 15, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Omari
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Salima
Guest
May 27, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 24, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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George Mallya
Guest
May 22, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Tambwe
Guest
May 22, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Yusra
Guest
May 20, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Fadhili
Guest
May 18, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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James Mduma
Guest
May 10, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Faiza
Guest
May 7, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Zubeida
Guest
May 3, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
