The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! 🦃👃
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 15, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 9, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 2, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Omari (Guest) on January 30, 2019
😂 So funny!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Jamila (Guest) on January 23, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 20, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 17, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Yusuf (Guest) on January 1, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Rahim (Guest) on December 29, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 29, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Sumaya (Guest) on December 20, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Maneno (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
John Mushi (Guest) on November 25, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Sofia (Guest) on November 8, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 25, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 22, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 6, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Chiku (Guest) on October 5, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 3, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 23, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 22, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 15, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 9, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Kahina (Guest) on August 13, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 4, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 19, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Mgeni (Guest) on June 15, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Kiza (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Salima (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 24, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
George Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
Tambwe (Guest) on May 22, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Yusra (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Fadhili (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
James Mduma (Guest) on May 10, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Faiza (Guest) on May 7, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Zubeida (Guest) on May 3, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 29, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 19, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 18, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 17, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Hamida (Guest) on April 9, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 31, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Shamsa (Guest) on March 23, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 21, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 19, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Umi (Guest) on February 14, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 13, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 13, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mgeni (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆