A turkey likes to gobble up sunny-side up weather! βοΈπ¦
Explanation: Turkeys are notorious for their love of gobbling, just like how we enjoy gobbling up sunny-side up eggs! So, it only makes sense that a turkey would prefer sunny weather, where they can bask in the warmth while dreaming about their favorite breakfast. This playful answer adds a touch of humor and creativity to the question, making it a funny and enjoyable riddle to share with others.
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I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 28, 2019
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 6, 2019
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Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 20, 2019
π I had to share this with everyone!
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 11, 2019
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Hawa (Guest) on February 6, 2019
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Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 24, 2019
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Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 15, 2019
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Selemani (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Sofia (Guest) on December 26, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 11, 2018
π€£ This one got me good!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 11, 2018
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Fadhila (Guest) on December 5, 2018
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Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 4, 2018
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Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 2, 2018
π That punchline!
Hamida (Guest) on December 2, 2018
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Jaffar (Guest) on December 2, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 25, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Aziza (Guest) on November 20, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Safiya (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 30, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 19, 2018
π I canβt stop laughing!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 8, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 7, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 5, 2018
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Shabani (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 6, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Rukia (Guest) on August 24, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 21, 2018
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 16, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 6, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 4, 2018
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Leila (Guest) on August 3, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 3, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Furaha (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 15, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Khadija (Guest) on July 7, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Shukuru (Guest) on July 6, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 5, 2018
π Rolling on the floor!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Furaha (Guest) on June 17, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Makame (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 6, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 4, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 3, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2018
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 22, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Biashara (Guest) on May 18, 2018
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 17, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Abubakar (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ