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Stephen Kikwete
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Jan 2, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Salum
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Amir
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Salma
Guest
May 25, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 25, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Shani
Guest
May 23, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 11, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mjaka
Guest
May 7, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 5, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mohamed
Guest
May 5, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 3, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Omari
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Amani
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
