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Zubeida
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Dec 22, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Charles Mboje
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Dec 3, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Daniel Obura
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Nov 27, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Edward Lowassa
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Oct 22, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 25, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Rubea
Guest
May 20, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 9, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Wande
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Anna Sumari
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Mar 16, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
