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Thomas Mtaki
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Oct 7, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Salma
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 21, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 19, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mchawi
Guest
May 15, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 7, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Maida
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Issack
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
