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Nahida
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Nov 29, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
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Salima
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Lucy Mushi
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Nov 12, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Halima
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 24, 2019
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 14, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
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Rashid
Guest
May 12, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Salum
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Issack
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Salima
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
π€£ This one got me good!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
π Totally hilarious!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
π Iβm saving this one!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
