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Jamila
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Sep 29, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Salum
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Sep 17, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Agnes Lowassa
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Sep 16, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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George Mallya
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Sep 10, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Maida
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Omar
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Amir
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Raha
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Nassar
Guest
May 19, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 10, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 2, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Joseph Kawawa
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Mar 3, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Charles Wafula
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Jan 21, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Azima
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
