Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 31, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Chiku (Guest) on October 25, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mchawi (Guest) on October 12, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Mzee (Guest) on October 11, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 7, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 11, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Athumani (Guest) on September 5, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Leila (Guest) on September 4, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Hassan (Guest) on August 28, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 26, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 22, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Latifa (Guest) on August 19, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 18, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 16, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 15, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Ahmed (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 10, 2020

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mgeni (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 2, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 30, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 30, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Abdillah (Guest) on June 24, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 19, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 31, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 29, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 25, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 18, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Fatuma (Guest) on May 9, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on May 6, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Jamal (Guest) on April 25, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Hamida (Guest) on April 24, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 7, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Yusra (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 26, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 21, 2020

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 14, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 10, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 3, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Abubakari (Guest) on March 1, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 29, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Habiba (Guest) on February 27, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

John Lissu (Guest) on February 12, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Sekela (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 2, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Aziza (Guest) on February 1, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 16, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 7, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Raha (Guest) on January 2, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Warda (Guest) on December 24, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 19, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 13, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 6, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣