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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Leila
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 31, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 29, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 25, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 22, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 18, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Fatuma
Guest
May 9, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
May 6, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Warda
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
