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Hawa
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 27, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 18, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
May 18, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 13, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mhina
Guest
May 11, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 7, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Rabia
Guest
May 7, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 2, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Chum
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Shani
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
