David Sokoine (Guest) on January 13, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Zuhura (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Husna (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Selemani (Guest) on December 31, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 7, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 29, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

George Tenga (Guest) on November 26, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

James Mduma (Guest) on November 16, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 13, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 24, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Habiba (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Athumani (Guest) on October 15, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 2, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Farida (Guest) on September 6, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Nuru (Guest) on September 3, 2020

😄 Too good!

Kheri (Guest) on August 29, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 29, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 23, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on August 23, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Khamis (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 11, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Furaha (Guest) on August 10, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 10, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Maulid (Guest) on August 9, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Baridi (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Shabani (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Chiku (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Athumani (Guest) on July 19, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mashaka (Guest) on July 1, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Nassor (Guest) on June 15, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 14, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 13, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Leila (Guest) on May 12, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 11, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Jamal (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Nuru (Guest) on May 8, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 29, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mchuma (Guest) on April 20, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

John Malisa (Guest) on April 12, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 7, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 9, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 3, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 10, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mzee (Guest) on January 29, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Rabia (Guest) on January 22, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 15, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Baridi (Guest) on January 9, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 6, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Abdillah (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 23, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

John Lissu (Guest) on December 19, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Bakari (Guest) on December 17, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nahida (Guest) on December 11, 2019

😂 So funny!