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Fadhili
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Mar 7, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mtumwa
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Feb 26, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Khamis
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Amir
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Neema
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Amir
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Azima
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mariam
Guest
May 29, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Sekela
Guest
May 28, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Khalifa
Guest
May 7, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 7, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
