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Sarafina
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Sep 1, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Rabia
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Aug 29, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joseph Njoroge
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Aug 26, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Nancy Akumu
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Aug 17, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Shabani
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Aug 13, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 29, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 28, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Nassar
Guest
May 3, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Salma
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Apr 27, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Leila
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Azima
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Binti
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Makame
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Martin Otieno
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Oct 21, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Maida
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
