What do you call a left-handed dog?
A southpaw-pawed pooch! πΎπ
Explanation: This funny answer plays with the term "southpaw," which typically refers to a left-handed person in a sports context. By combining it with "pawed," we create a humorous term to describe our left-handed dog. The playful use of the emoji adds to the lighthearted tone, making the answer even more enjoyable.
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