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Nancy Kawawa
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Dec 10, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Nassor
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Dec 7, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Frank Macha
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Nov 27, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Elizabeth Malima
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Nov 16, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Tabitha Okumu
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Nov 10, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Azima
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Husna
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Kazija
Guest
May 28, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Leila
Guest
May 23, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Muslima
Guest
May 11, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 7, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Wande
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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James Mduma
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Feb 21, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
