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Nassar
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Oct 16, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Amina
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Bakari
Guest
May 31, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Yahya
Guest
May 14, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Josephine
Guest
May 10, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Makame
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Salum
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Issack
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Makame
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
