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Kheri
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Issa
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Issack
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
😄 Too good!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 28, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 24, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 23, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 22, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Neema
Guest
May 20, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 17, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Chum
Guest
May 16, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 16, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 7, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Neema
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
