Short Answer: Because he wanted to play cool jazz! ๐บโ๏ธ
Explanation: The boy kept his trumpet in the freezer because he thought it would bring a whole new meaning to playing cool jazz! By keeping his instrument in the chilly freezer, he believed he could create the coolest and most refreshing tunes ever. Maybe he was trying to invent a new genre called "frosty-funk" or "icy-improvisation"! Who knows, music can sometimes take us to the most unexpected places, even the freezer! ๐ฅถ๐ถ
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 18, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Nassor (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 15, 2021
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 24, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 21, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 17, 2021
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 2, 2021
๐ Instant mood boost!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Hassan (Guest) on October 29, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 15, 2021
๐ That punchline was epic!
Nchi (Guest) on October 14, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Amir (Guest) on October 5, 2021
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Salima (Guest) on October 4, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 2, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 30, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 30, 2021
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 30, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Furaha (Guest) on September 28, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Kazija (Guest) on August 26, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Nchi (Guest) on August 22, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Halimah (Guest) on August 17, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Binti (Guest) on August 15, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Mohamed (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 31, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 30, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 27, 2021
๐ Still cracking up!
Yusra (Guest) on July 26, 2021
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Zainab (Guest) on July 20, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on July 13, 2021
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 12, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Athumani (Guest) on June 25, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Shamim (Guest) on June 15, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 15, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
David Chacha (Guest) on June 6, 2021
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 29, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2021
๐ Too good!
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 3, 2021
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 19, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 16, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 15, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 2, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on April 1, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 25, 2021
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Khamis (Guest) on March 22, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 18, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 12, 2021
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 10, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 9, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 7, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Daudi (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ